Sat on a dodgy toilet in uni yesterday and the lid hit me on the back mid-stream and I jumped up and peed on my pants a bit.
“There’s no way he hasn’t strangled at least one stripper”-Oscar
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I’ve always had a mildly unconventional eating disorder.
I am physically unable to make myself sick.
So I would just eat until I was sick.
Sometimes I still couldn’t be sick so I would just lie on the bathroom floor in pain and discomfort until I fell asleep.
Ever since then, every time I puke, I cry.
This happened on saturday night due to too many shots and now I don’t want to see any of my friends ever again.
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Anyone who says that crying on command isn’t a talent obviously hasn’t got as much stuff out of it as I have.
First world dog problems.
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